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Confederacy of Dunces USA

Welcome to the confederacy of dunces usa. This blog is inspired by the effects of Hurricane Katrina on New Orleans and the Gulf Coast USA and named after the novel A Confederacy of Dunces by New Orleans native John Kennedy Toole. Certainly the disaster response efforts have been led by the dunces....

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Learning English

The recent immigration reform discussion has focused much attention on the citizenship application and the need to speak English. The Senate has spent much time debating the need to raise the bar for illegal immigrants. This discussion by our so called leaders demonstrates their total ignorance of the immigration process. I recently became a naturalised US citizen.

First off the test is conducted in English. If you don't have fairly decent Englieh you couldn't pass this test. Notably older people (over 70 or so) are exempt from the English requirement and parts of the civics requirement. There is no need to require any higher degree of English in the current test format.

Secondly, they talk about increasing the civics requirement for the test. Here are the questions I was asked:

1. Who was President during the civil war?
2. How many seats are there in the US House of Representatives?
3. Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?
4. How many states are there?
5. Who has the power to declare war?

Few American born citizens can score 5 out of 5 on this test (I challenge you to get these without looking up the answers). In other words, we already hold immigrants to a standard higher than the majority of Americans. We don't need to revamp this process.

This discussion by the dunces in the Senate is meant to distract us from the bigger issues of immigration reform which they will surely fail to address by the time a bill hits the Dunce in Chief's desk.

2 Comments:

At 5/25/2006 2:00 PM, Patrick Armstrong said...

I'm going to be a smart ass and answer the questions, without looking them up.

1. Trick question: there were two presidents during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis.

2. 435

3. Francis Scott Key

4. 50

5. The United States Congress

(I'm going to look like such a tool if any one of those is wrong.)

I don't think it would be bad for immigrants to know the answers to those, but I do think that it is much more important that American High School graduates know all of those.

 
At 5/25/2006 3:37 PM, Fat Cat said...

You are a smart ass indeed. I don't think the INS gives much heed to Jefferson Davis place in history though. Actually, I believe the final surrenders of the Civil War came a few days after Lincoln was assassinated. I guess that means that Andrew Johnson was technically also Dunce in Chief during the Civil War.

I quite agree with you. We should demand a higher standard of our high schoolers than of our immigrants. Until we can raise standards in our schools, we should probably hold off on the immigrants (the immigrants probably have a clue about geography too). Lou Dobbs will have a fit once he realises that immigrants will work for peanuts and are better educated as well.

 

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